Sunday, August 23, 2015

Not Gone Yet!

Hello, readers!

Just wanted to say I'm still here--I haven't forgotten the blog yet!
I've had a lot on my plate lately, with a heapin' helpin' of internet connection problems.  In fact, I'm currently using my cellular service on my iPhone 4 to write this post, so I'm really kickin it old-school.

So to apologize, please accept this offering of a silly knitting joke (it's an oldie, but a goodie!)

One afternoon, a ditz was driving down the freeway, swerving all over the place, causing all sorts of mayhem.  Pretty soon, the local highway patrol comes after her and the pursuing officer starts wailing his sirens and flashing his lights.  When she ignores him, he gets on his PA system and orders her to pull to the side of the road.  After ignoring him a second time, he shouts, "Pull over!"  Finally the ditz rolls down the window, looks back at the officer, and shouts, "It's not a pullover, it's a shawl!"

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